Wednesday, June 16, 2010

CONTEST!

It's time for a new IJS contest...

I'm just sayin'...

Post your best, funniest, most thought provoking, outrageous, grammatically incorrect, obnoxious IJS phrases in the comments section below.

There's no limit on entries, but I will delete any that are overly offensive or abusive (along with spam, links, and other such nonsense...).

It takes some effort to offend me, but I'm not down with hate so just keep that in mind.

The contest starts now, and will run until midnight US EST (GMT - 5hrs.) Sunday, July 20, 2010.

Some things to keep in mind:

Do not post anonymously - if you can't be identified, you can't win. Period. It's likely you found this via Facebook, so just include a link to your FB profile or something. Better yet, log in to Blogger or G-mail or Google and "follow" the page before you post. This way - you'll get updates before everyone on Facebook does, and there's no doubts about your entry/entries.

If there are multiple entries for the same (or similar as determined by me) phrase(s), the first one posted will be entered based on the time-stamp. If the first version is posted anonymously none will be entered. I can't reward copying/stealing... but if you make it your own, add something significant - now we're talking.

All entries posted before the deadline will be reviewed by yours truly, and the best of the lot will be posted in a poll within a couple of days. More details when the time comes.

To be clear - these rules will all be administered at my sole discretion. By playing this little game, you're agreeing to be cool with that. I'm just sayin'... (PS: My lawyer hates me...)

So... What does the winner get you ask?

You'll get a kick-ass t-shirt with your winning phrase and custom artwork designed by your's truly. The winner will be announced to the entire Facebook fan base and all justsayin.us subscribers. You'll get bragging rights and you'll be the envy of your fellow IJS fans...

At least until the next contest... :)

So go ahead! Show me what you got!

I'm just sayin'...

73 comments:

  1. the green and purple polka dotted monkeys dancing around the room make me happy.. I'm just sayin

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  2. I have never been roofied but once this guy made me eat like five pounds of turkey

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  3. Bill: "Frankys uncle just died!"
    Eddy:"Frankys uncle was a bitch "
    Bill:"Dude WTF?"
    Eddy: "I'm just sayin"
    - Brian Mitchell

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  4. dude i dont think thats apple juice that didnt get put into the fridge ... im just sayin

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  5. *life hands me lemons*
    uhm . wtf am i supposed to do with these ...
    im just sayin

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  6. "I've slept with a couple dozen boys and all these girls hate me. I don't get it."-Megan
    "Well Megan let me expalin it really easy EVERYONE HATES YOU BECAUSE YOUR A WHORE...I'm just saying"-Me

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  7. sade: hey your hair got longer
    jane: thanks !
    casey: thats weave !
    sade: shh !
    casey: im just sayin

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  8. Why is it that every time things start to look up, life bends me over and gives it to me up the ass?!?! I'm Just Sayin...

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  9. lora: woah ! something stinks
    trey: close ya legs
    lora: WHAT !
    trey: im just sayin

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  10. im not in a bad mood .. your just annoying
    im just sayin

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  11. jane: lets do it
    mike: lets do what !
    jane: do IT !
    mike: i herd your waffle is blue . so until you clean that up . no sex for you !
    im just sayin

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  12. when i was your age i lost my tooth not my virginity ... im just sayin

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  13. random guy says "heyyy girll lets go to the mall!" to your frind
    you tell your friend "he is gayy .. im just sayin"

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  14. Mom you know i love you but .... you be tripin sometimes .. dont look at me like that . im just sayin

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  15. i dont think you're gonna find someone loving if you tell them you BETTER find itt. .. im jus sayin

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  16. how come the commercials say 5! dollar foot long but the cashier say $7.25 .. im just sayin

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  17. if karma dont get her soon . i will
    im just sayin

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  18. why you always saying I GUESS ? we aint testin. im jus sayin

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  19. STACYS MOM GOT IT GOING ON BUT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN HER IM JUS SAYIN

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  20. I have PMS and a gun...just saying

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  21. OH THERE IT GOES . REALLY ? WHERE'S IT GOING . IM JUS SAYIN

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  22. I THOUGHT INSIDE VOICES MEANT WHISPER NOT TALK LOUDER. IM JUS SAYIN

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  23. YOU TYPE SMH AND LOL BUT ARE YU REALLY? IM JUS SAYIN

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  24. OMG ! man this lady infront of me is musty .. *mom hits your sholder* im just sayin
    -karrie blanchard-

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  25. money dont buy you happiness . but i'd rather cry in my ferrari .. im jus sayin
    -karrie blanchard-

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  26. APPARENTLY INTERNET GOONS ARE THE NEW REAL . IM JUS SAYIN

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  27. i ignored your last 24 calls for a reason im jus sayin

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  28. we can put a man on the moon && put a person in jail . but we cant stop an oil leak .?
    im jus sayin
    -karrie blanchard-

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  29. Must have been late, I didn't get a stupid pill today. I'm just saying

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  30. A story that starts with "So I was Facebook creepin' the other day..." is always gonna be good... I'm just sayin'

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  31. -your mean !
    why?
    -cause you go an ugly boyfriend/girlfried just so you can get all the attention . im just sayin

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  32. People who continue to ring the doorbell more than once just make me not want to answer the door. I'm just sayin'

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  33. MY ROOM DOOR WAS CLOSED BEFORE YOU CAME IN . IM JUS SAYIN

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  34. I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect......................I'm Just Saying

    Also GERBIL'S INTERNAL ORGANS!!!!

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  35. why are you joy riding my dick ?
    im just sayin
    -karrie blanchard-

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  36. Robert Green is probably the best player for the USA. I'm just sayin'

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  37. What's with all the people entering this contest stealing quotes from Facebook pages? I'm just sayin'

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  38. tia: i dont lyk fake ppl
    tay: but yet you call your self a barbie
    im just sayin
    -karrie blanchard-

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  39. im not jealous . just selfish
    im just sayin
    -karrie blanchard-

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  40. you the loudest one tellin everyone to be quiet
    im just sayin
    -karrie blanchard-

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  41. when i was younger the hardest choice was picking what color crayon to use
    im just sayin

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  42. how you gonna talk about someones hair when yours aint real and its still messed up ?
    im just sayin
    -karrie blanchard-

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  43. Awe It's ok, I wouldn't want to admit I am a piece of shit either.

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  44. It's on the corner of get a map and fuck-off.

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  45. I don't NEED no stinkin' t shirt!! I'm just sayin"!

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  46. I'd like to be the one to knock that chip off your shoulder... I'm just sayin'! :P

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  47. You are the weakest link.. Just Sayin'

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  48. If you want to be heard, speak up
    If you want to be seen, stand up
    If you want to be appreciated, shut the hell up! I'm just sayin'!

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  49. Minimum wage for politicians. I'm just sayin'!

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  50. The lunatic fringe begins here.
    I'm just sayin'!

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  51. When Kristen Stewart won Best Female Performance over Sandra Bullock at the Movie Awards I teared up out of disappointment in the human race. I'm just sayin

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  52. melissa sanford*thomasJune 16, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    Why are u married to me on Facebook and single on ur myspace?...... I'm...just sayin' .. (true story)!

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  53. melissa sanford*thomasJune 16, 2010 at 11:03 PM

    When u weigh that much ..... u have no right to wear spandex! ...... I'm just sayin'

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  54. "dude, jack the ripper had a british accent too, just sayin;"

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  55. contests where you have to click on multiple sites to enter are suspect. why? click here to find out. i'm just sayin'.

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  56. Do you really have to walk around in your tight boxer briefs Uncle Joe?...I'm just sayin'

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  57. I'm sorry you were made a bitch by fate.. I'm Just Sayin'..

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  58. You know, not EVERYONE wants to see your "goodies"... I'm just sayin'.

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  59. If I wasn't wearing this shirt, my tits would be staring at YOU... I'm Just Sayin'.

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  60. You gossip so much, you're the last person I'd want to tell my secrets to... I'm Just Sayin'.

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  61. You know everyone hates you, right?... I'm just sayin'.

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  62. Why do officials review plays courtside on 9 inch monitors? My uncle has a better view sitting on his couch. Just sayin'.

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  63. If the government really cared about obesity, they’d let me buy a bike instead of pay taxes. Just sayin'.

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  64. That girl was craaaaaaazy... I'm just sayin'

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  65. "That's what she said."
    "Dude, really?"
    "Im just sayin'"

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  66. Love is like a flower, it grows and florishes, then it dies and withers away and then it turns back into a seed to repeat the process.
    Im just sayin'

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  67. Do not piss me off! I'm just sayin'!

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  68. You go girl, AND don't come back! I'm just sayin'

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  69. You're kind of a little bitch...I'm just sayin'

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  70. Twilight pretty much ruined vampires...I'm just sayin'

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  71. you need a life. i'm just sayin'

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  72. who decided that using the letter "t" during math equations was a good idea and why could they not pick one of the other 25 letters of the alphabet that do not resemble a plus sign? I'm just sayin'

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